Saturday, 26 February 2011

A Slippery Question!

Why is it that men wear their slippers until the insides are worn out, there are holes in the toes and the soles are hanging off? They casually say that they will have to get some new ones, but never do! So, we go out and buy some new ones for them , then they will not part with the old ones.

The solution is to sabotage their slippers when they are not looking rendering them almost un-wearable. 

2 comments:

Paul said...

"The solution is to sabotage their slippers when they are not looking rendering them almost un-wearable"

as you have noted - we are quite capable of doing that ourselves!

The real trick is for them to disappear

nb piston broke said...

Paul uses "No Nails" adhesive on his slippers, one it fills in the holes, two it glues the soles together 3 it makes them waterproof and finally he sticks them to his socks so he can put his socks and slippers on in one motion in the morning. Lazy sod.